Funniest thing to happen in my sleep...

On Wednesday morning at 4:00 am to be exact the funniest thing in the whole entire world happened.  It was one of those moments that I truly wish Danny and I had our own reality tv show so I could go back and watch it over and over again.  Just sitting here thinking about it I am laughing! 
So here is the story...
I was sleeping on my side like I always do and I guess I was coming out of REM because I was half awake half asleep.  I guess I really wanted to rub Danny's face so I go to turn over onto my other side so I can do just that and I full on smacked the poor kid in the face!  It woke me up all the way and Danny flings his whole body up and is like a mini bit freaking out.  He looks at his phone to see what time it was and he just said all sleepy like "What the heck its only 4:00 in the morning".  He lays back down and is basically out of it.  I felt so bad but at the same time it was hilarious.  So I just sat there laughing for like a half hour.   I really couldn't stop.  Well the next morning he had to be gone at 6:30 so I never really got to talk to him about it.  We were texting throughout the day and I just felt so bad about smacking him I kept apologizing.  Then he sent me this text: " Love you didn't mack me you just caressed me which is ok at all times except 4 am lol.  It was just funny how you couldn't stop laughing and I was so confused."  This text made the situation about a trillion times funnier!!! I am glad he didn't realize that I smacked him pretty hard but just thought I was caressing him!! Oh man.  So great.
To make the story even better I told my dad the story after work at like 5:30 pm a good 13.5 hours after it happened and I was laughing so hard while reading him the text I was crying!!! 3 days later I am still laughing about it.  Every once in awhile I just burst out laughing thinking about how hilarious the whole thing was while it was happening!!

Best Mini Victory EVER...

So I have been feeling down in the dumps lately.  Just really sick and yucky.  I didn't go to school yesterday because of sick and yucky feeling.  So I texted by brother in law to inform him that I would be unable to attend our construction class. 
For those of you who don't know, I took this Construction Management class with him because I needed another class so I would have enough credits to be a full time student.  I am one of two girls and I am the only person with ZERO construction experience.  I mean I live in a house.  I have seen construction workers.  There are frikin orange construction cones I want to hit with my car.  So I thought that was good enough experience to take the class.  Oh how I was wrong.  I sit in class take notes and wish I had even a mini clue what is going on. 
Well yesterday my brother in law texted me the most beautiful and amazing text I think I have ever received and now I am on a construction high!! The text went like so..."You got the highest score on the paper out of both his classes, 90, great job, the average was about 50." WHAT?!?!?!! are you kidding me!!!! I was beyond happy!  I think I may have cried a little! Not only do I have no idea what is going on in class but the teacher wanted us to write a 3 page research paper (in APA format, which I have never done) on BIM.  What the sam heck is BIM.  Well I researched my fanny off let me tell you and my sweet, amazingly perfect and wonderful husband helped me outline my paper and found me some references and everything!! SO happy!! So point of this blog...I deserve a fabulous dinner on mine and Danny's "You are special" plate.